The Champtons - Mug (Chamath Palihapitiya Hamptons Parody)

You heard it from the GOAT first, when Bitcoin hits $150k he will personally acquire the Hamptons in NY and convert it to sleepaway camps for kids, working farms and low-cost housing. 

• If he isn't SPAC-ing private companies or PIPE-ing rounds corporations he is proving why people can't have nice shit but more importantly he asks something deeper: why, when the planet is trying to get rid of us like a bad rash from bad decisions in Cancun?
  
  
• If you enjoyed the 2020-2021 bull run you can sit comfortable knowing that the future is secure in the hands of the Dictator while you holding the bag.
  
  
• You can sit even more comfortable sipping on this high-quality ceramic mug chilling in Long Island and when someone taps your on your back to ask you WTF are the Champtons tell them the Dictator is here to set them straight
  
  
• And if you run into Peter Schiff this summer, tell him the Chamsters told him to go f*ck himself.

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy